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From "Beach" vs "Bitch" to ordering at Starbucks without fear. A structured path to avoid embarrassing mistakes and speak confidently.

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A1Beginner

Beginner: Survival English: Don't die, make friends, order coffee.

01

The Beach/Bitch Crisis

The Alphabet / Dangerous Phonetics / Greetings
Learn to say "beach" without horrifying people. Master the vowels that will save your social life.
02

The "I AM 25 YEARS" Disaster

Verb TO BE (1st Person) + Age/Origin
Stop saying "I have 25 years." Americans will think you kidnapped children.
03

The Irregular Chaos

Must-Know Irregular Verbs (be/have/go/do/make/can/want)
The verbs English grammar forgot to make easy.
04

The "I Have Hungry" Trap

Verb TO HAVE vs. TO BE (States)
"I have hungry" makes zero sense. Fix it now.
05

The A/AN/THE Trauma

Articles That Don't Exist in Spanish
Why you can't say "the life is beautiful" and when to use "a" vs. "an" without crying.
06

The Wanting Machine

Verb WANT + Nouns/Infinitives
Ask for what you want without sounding like a caveman.
07

The "How Are You?" Lie

Integrated Review + Small Talk Culture
They don't actually want to know how you are. Say "Good, and you?" and move on.
08

The WH- Interrogation

Question Words (What/Where/When/Why/Who/How)
Ask nosy questions like a native.
09

The "Like" Addiction

Fillers (like, you know, I mean, actually, well, so) + Not Sounding Robotic
Sound human, not like a Spanish-to-English dictionary.
10

The Gossip Starter

Adjectives / 3rd Person Singular
Describe people behind their backs properly.
11

The Plural -S That Spanish Doesn't Warn You About

Plurals (We/They) + Pronunciation of -S
One book, two books. Not "two book." Never "two book."
12

The This/That/These/Those Confusion

Demonstratives
Point at things near and far without mixing everything up.
13

The ITS vs. IT'S Nightmare

Possessives (my/your/his/her/its/our/their) + Contractions
"Its" is not "it's." Learn the difference or look illiterate forever.
14

The IN/ON/AT Labyrinth

Time & Place Prepositions
"In the morning," "on Monday," "at 5pm." No logic, just memorize it.
15

The "I Go to Home" Error

Verb GO + Prepositions (to/home/there)
You don't "go to home." You "go home." English is weird.
16

The -S That Everyone Forgets

Simple Present + 3rd Person -S
"He works" not "he work." The most common mistake in the universe.
17

The "I Am Agree" Catastrophe

State Verbs vs. Action Verbs
You don't "am agree." You "agree." Period.
18

The DON'T/DOESN'T Saga

Negatives in Present
"I don't like" and "She doesn't like." Never "I no like."
19

The Very/Too/A Lot Mess

Intensifiers That Spanish Doesn't Prepare You For
"Very good" vs. "too good" vs. "a lot of good" (wrong). Get it right.
20

The American Number System

Numbers + Dates (month/day/year) + Prices ($)
They say "September 11th" not "11 of September." Deal with it.
21

The 12-Hour Clock Confusion

Time (AM/PM) + Days of the Week
No 24-hour clock here. It's "3 PM" not "15:00."
22

The THERE IS/ARE Magic

Existence Without a Subject
"Hay" becomes "there is" or "there are." Mind = blown.
23

The Fake Politeness

American Politeness Theater (please/thank you/excuse me/sorry)
Say "sorry" for breathing near someone. Welcome to Anglo culture.
24

The Menu Panic

Restaurant Vocabulary + Ordering Food
Learn what "medium rare" means before you accidentally order raw meat.
25

The Tipping Anxiety

Restaurant Culture + Percentages
15-20% tip is NOT optional. Budget accordingly or face judgment.
26

The "How Much?" Without Sounding Poor

Prices & Shopping Phrases
Ask prices politely, not like you're interrogating a suspect.
27

Can I Return This?

Shopping Vocabulary + Returns/Exchanges
American return policies are insane. Learn to exploit them legally.
28

The LIKE Grammar Trap

LIKE + Noun/Gerund (-ing)
"I like swimming" NOT "I like swim." This error screams beginner.
29

The Preference Hierarchy

Love/Like/Enjoy/Prefer/Don't Mind/Hate
Express opinions with nuance, not just "like/no like."
30

CAN vs. MAY (Spoiler: Nobody Cares)

CAN for Ability & Permission
Teachers say "may I." Everyone else says "can I." Be realistic.
31

The BECAUSE/SO Chain

Cause & Effect Basics
Connect ideas without sounding like a telegram: "Hungry. Eat. Good."
32

A1 GRADUATION - The Starbucks Test

Order Coffee in a Real American Starbucks
Survive the most intimidating ordering system on Earth without crying.

A2Upper Beginner

Upper Beginner: Daily Life: Past experiences, future plans, and routines.

33

The Past Beginner

Simple Past - Regular Verbs (-ed)
Talk about yesterday.
34

The Irregular Rebels

Simple Past - Irregular Verbs (went/saw/ate/bought/made)
Master the most common irregular past verbs.
35

The Question Time Machine

Past Questions (Did you...?)
Ask about the past.
36

The Future Planner

GOING TO + Verb
Talk about future plans.
37

The Right Now

Present Continuous (am/is/are + -ing)
What's happening at this moment.
38

Now vs. Always

Present Simple vs. Present Continuous
Habits vs. actions happening now.
39

The Past Prepositions

For/Since/Ago + Time Expressions
Talk about time in the past.
40

The Danger Zone

False Cognates (embarrassed/actually/realize)
Avoid embarrassing mistakes.
41

The Experience Collector

Present Perfect (have/has + past participle)
Life experiences and achievements.
42

Ever Done This?

Present Perfect Questions (Have you ever...?)
Ask about experiences.
43

Just/Already/Yet

Present Perfect Time Markers
Recent actions and completion.
44

The Experience vs. The Moment

Present Perfect vs. Simple Past
"I've been to Paris" vs. "I went in 2020"
45

The Comparator

Comparatives & Superlatives (-er/-est, more/most)
Compare and rank things.
46

As ... As

Equality Comparisons
Say things are the same.
47

The Modal Squad

Must/Should/Have to
Obligations and advice.
48

The Counter

Countable vs. Uncountable Nouns
Some vs. any, much vs. many without confusion.
49

The Quantifier

Some/Any/A lot of/A few/A little
Talk about quantities vaguely.
50

Be Bossy

Imperatives
Give commands and instructions.
51

Will Power

WILL for Predictions & Promises
Talk about the future spontaneously.
52

The Future Contrast

GOING TO vs. WILL
Plans vs. predictions.
53

The -ING Lover

Gerunds (-ing as nouns)
"Swimming is fun" / "I enjoy reading"
54

The TO Lover

Infinitives (to + verb)
"I want to go" / "It's easy to learn"
55

Would You?

WOULD for Hypotheticals & Polite Requests
"Would you like...?" / "I would love to..."
56

Phrasal Verb Starter

Basic Phrasal Verbs (get up/turn on/look for)
Essential verbs natives actually use.
57

A2 GRADUATION

Storytelling Exam
Tell a complete story in past, present, and future.
58

The Past Perfect Intro

Past Perfect (had + past participle)
Talk about "what had already happened"
59

The Continuous Past

Past Continuous (was/were + -ing)
Background actions and interrupted actions.

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